The State of Eilandgebied is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.13 billion Eilandgebiedians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The thriving Eilandgebiedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,393 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 40,821 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,514 per year while the poor average 6,702, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Eilandgebied has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Eilandgebied in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Eilandgebied's national religion, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eilandgebied's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eilandgebied is ranked 275,774^th in the world and 1^st in Puntland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.