The Grand Duchy of Eggheadia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Sunnari Sider with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical population of 971 million Eggheadians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scrambella. The average income tax rate is 21.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eggheadian economy, worth 70.5 trillion E-Heads a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,643 E-Heads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggheadia's national animal is the Eggzilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eggheadia is ranked 215,677^th in the world and 4^th in The Autistics for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.