The Dictatorship of EggFace is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Stone of Prophecy with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, strictly enforced bedtime, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.588 billion Eggians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bass pro shop pyramid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.7%.

The thriving EggFacean economy, worth 99.4 trillion Crumbs a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,614 Crumbs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,795 per year while the poor average 11,993, a ratio of 19.2 to 1.

Teachers regularly paddle unruly students, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, shoppers carry protractors to verify their produce, and political shows are fit for purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. EggFace's national animal is the Ozwold, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of the Almighty Stones.

EggFace is ranked 279,547^th in the world and 15,115^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 11,993.42 Standard Monetary Units.