The Apples of Egg Amen is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Egg Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic population of 21.524 billion Egg Amenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eggopolis. The average income tax rate is 33.8%.

The Egg Amenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,265 trillion curs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,803 curs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egg Amen's national animal is the ry, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Applism.

Egg Amen is ranked 75,698^th in the world and 4^th in Mount Olympus for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.