Population | 7.846 billion |
Capital | Münnen |
Leader | Hanna Tirng |
Currency | Ippon |
Animal | Eagle |
The Republic of Eflad is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Hanna Tirng with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.846 billion Efladians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Münnen. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Efladian economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Ippons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 144,033 Ippons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eflad's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Eflad is ranked 288,685th in the world and 5,346th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.38 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eflad, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
- : Eflad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Eflad, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in Eflad, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Following new legislation in Eflad, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
- : Following new legislation in Eflad, abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'.
- : Following new legislation in Eflad, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
- : Following new legislation in Eflad, one can wake up in Eflad and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Eflad was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in Eflad, Hanna Tirng's reputation is hard as nails.