The Republic of Eeeeeeeeeeeee e is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 530 million Eeeeeeeeeeeee eans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Eeeeeeeeeeeee ean economy, worth 37.3 trillion $es a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,304 $es, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eeeeeeeeeeeee e is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eeeeeeeeeeeee e's national animal is the e e, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eeeeeeeeeeeee e is ranked 36,840^th in the world and 20^th in Quarantine Zone for Most Patriotic, with 34.1 flags saluted per person per day.