The Enlightened Journalism of Editor-In-Chief is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Publisher with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 44.533 billion Editor-In-Chiefians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Desk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Editor-In-Chiefian economy, worth an astonishing 16,966 trillion Kisses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 380,976 Kisses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,421,167 per year while the poor average 5,369, a ratio of 637 to 1.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, the media seems excessively interested in what Publisher is wearing this season, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Editor-In-Chief's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Editor-In-Chief is ranked 290,646^th in the world and 829^th in NationStates for Safest, scoring 2.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.