The Yellow Politician of Ed Markey is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.543 billion Bureaucrats are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The powerhouse Bureaucratic economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion Greased Palms a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 81,760 Greased Palms, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Political Appointee, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ed Markey's national animal is the Political Appointee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ed Markey is ranked 306,586^th in the world and 2^nd in TMZ for Longest Average Lifespans, with 24.81 years.