The Republic of Ebolarama is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Gonzalez with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls and state-planned economy. The hard-working, devout population of 10.231 billion Ebolans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebolarama Lanes. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ebolan economy, worth 745 trillion pins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 72,889 pins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ebolarama's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ebolathon.

Ebolarama is ranked 154,141^st in the world and 6^th in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,001.81 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.