The Republic of Eauio is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Great Atlantis Guru with an iron fist, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 16.666 billion Eauioans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorubia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Eauioan economy, worth 627 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 37,640 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,231 per year while the poor average 3,576, a ratio of 57.1 to 1.

Insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eauio's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Yoruba.

Eauio is ranked 297,581^st in the world and 2^nd in Yoruba for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.