The Committee of Eau douce is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.615 billion Eau douceans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blancbourg. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eau doucean economy, worth 187 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 115,490 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau douce's citizens often wander into each other's homes, luck is off the table, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eau douce's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eau douce is ranked 57,363^rd in the world and 68^th in Umamusume Pretty Derby for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 74.56 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.