The Empire of Eastorcieland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its digital currency, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.576 billion Eastorcielandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baldwin. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eastorcielandian economy, worth 579 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,619 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime is totally unknown. Eastorcieland's national animal is the bearcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastorcieland is ranked 31,131^st in the world and 43^rd in Declansburg for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.07 law-abiding acts per hour.