The Democratic Republic of EasternDeutschland is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Erich Ernst Paul Honecker with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.276 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Berlin. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 796 trillion Mark der Deutschen Notenbanks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 126,889 Mark der Deutschen Notenbanks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, replacement organs are grown in vats, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EasternDeutschland's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

EasternDeutschland is ranked 14,507^th in the world and 3^rd in Imperial Morthos for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 57.91 on the Kitten Softness Rating.