The Dominion of Eastern Lithuania is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King Ian Melnish with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.803 billion Eastern Lithuanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Public Transport, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The strong Eastern Lithuanian economy, worth 997 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 56,054 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, and business owners who refuse to hire ex-cons often wake up with a kangaroo's head in their bed. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Eastern Lithuania's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Lithuania is ranked 144,823^rd in the world and 11^th in matheo for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 415.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.