The Heavenly Kingdom of East Indigo is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by General-Secretary-Emperor Rick Astley with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The quiet, industrious population of 10.547 billion Indigon have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celgetòt. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Indus economy, worth 897 trillion Kulanis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,128 Kulanis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Indigo's national animal is the Indus Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Indus Catholicism.

East Indigo is ranked 116,589^th in the world and 64^th in The Alliance of Eros for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,234.94 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.