The Community of Earth_ Two is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and state-planned economy. The hard-working, cynical population of 37.209 billion Earth_ Twoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.4%.

The strong Earth_ Twoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,588 trillion claims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,693 claims, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Earth_ Two's national animal is the mod, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Earth_ Two is ranked 238,890^th in the world and 10^th in New York for Highest Poor Incomes, with 17,311.22 Standard Monetary Units.