The Field Army of Earexplodian Third Army is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 2.194 billion Earexplodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Earexplodian economy, worth 85.4 trillion Decibels a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,938 Decibels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earexplodian Third Army's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike.

Earexplodian Third Army is ranked 186,467^th in the world and 198^th in Earexplodian Armed Forces for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 23.37 Effective Tax Rate.