The Militarised Arm of Earexplodian Logistical Corps is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by the Earexplodian General Staff with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 6.161 billion Earexplodians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldland Central Magazine. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Earexplodian economy, worth 308 trillion Decibels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,013 Decibels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes several hours to shuffle the national deck, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earexplodian Logistical Corps's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike and its national religion is Joeism.

Earexplodian Logistical Corps is ranked 284,952^nd in the world and 1,006^th in Earexplodian Armed Forces for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,205.64 Standard Monetary Units.