The Field Battalion of Earexplodian I Engineer Corps is a mammoth, pleasant nation, ruled by Marechal DeGenius with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.21 billion Earexplodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacophonia Central Garrison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The strong Earexplodian economy, worth 269 trillion Decibels a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,652 Decibels, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Earexplodian I Engineer Corps. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earexplodian I Engineer Corps's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Joeism.

Earexplodian I Engineer Corps is ranked 132,079^th in the world and 184^th in Earexplodian Armed Forces for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 39,720.49 Standard Monetary Units.