The Field Battalion of Earexplodian Guard Engineer Corps is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by GdB Able with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.489 billion Earexplodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The Earexplodian economy, worth 116 trillion Decibels a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,590 Decibels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

A degree in GdB Able Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earexplodian Guard Engineer Corps's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Earexplodian Guard Engineer Corps is ranked 148,063^rd in the world and 9^th in Earexplodian Armed Forces for Smartest Citizens, with 30.16 quips per hour.