The Strike Group of Earexplodian 5th Naval Task Force is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.631 billion Earexplodians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Earexplodian 5th Naval Task Forcean economy, worth 67.2 trillion Decibels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 18,510 Decibels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Earexplodian 5th Naval Task Force City, Leader has just been declared ruler of Earexplodian 5th Naval Task Force in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earexplodian 5th Naval Task Force's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeism.

Earexplodian 5th Naval Task Force is ranked 119,717^th in the world and 6,431^st in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 683.11 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.