The Task Force of Earexplodian 3rd Naval Task Force is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 4.57 billion Earexplodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landfall Harbour Submarine Pens. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Earexplodian economy, worth 178 trillion Decibels a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,110 Decibels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earexplodian 3rd Naval Task Force's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike and its national religion is Joeism.

Earexplodian 3rd Naval Task Force is ranked 275,327^th in the world and 15,205^th in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 39,110.03 Standard Monetary Units.