The Principality of Eaoui is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Dr Rachel with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 16.478 billion Eaouians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The large but inefficient Eaouian economy, worth 790 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,933 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled falcon, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", supervisors in Eaoui commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime is well under control. Eaoui's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular Atheism.

Eaoui is ranked 254,442^nd in the world and 3^rd in Astronomy for Most Developed, scoring 52.2 on the Human Development Index.