The Colony of EAGLEB33 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 12.752 billion EAGLEB33ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient EAGLEB33ian economy, worth 492 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,639 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. EAGLEB33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

EAGLEB33 is ranked 123,430^th in the world and 1^st in Eagle Base for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 142.77 on the Clooney Contribution Index.