The State of Eagle Feather is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 43.281 billion Eagle Featherians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The thriving Eagle Featherian economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 37,508 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,521 per year while the poor average 3,918, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Eagle Feather, and child labor has been outlawed. Crime is a problem. Eagle Feather's national animal is the deer.

Eagle Feather is ranked 252,939^th in the world and 385^th in State for Safest, scoring 28.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.