The District of Eagans is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by proctor with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 47.047 billion Quinns enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 24.0%.

The very strong Eagansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,298 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 48,845 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, the nation's favourite colour is blue (Eagans has found 1 easter egg), proctor has just been declared ruler of Eagans in an international press conference, and Eagans has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eagans's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eagans is ranked 280,314^th in the world and 1^st in Eagans for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 477.7 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.