The Kingdom of Eaalia is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7 million Eaalians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Public Transport, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Eaalian economy, worth 498 billion Eaatas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 71,198 Eaatas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,018 per year while the poor average 14,522, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eaalia's national animal is the Cobra , which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eaalia is ranked 125,636^th in the world and 31^st in Imperatus for Smartest Citizens, with 32.98 quips per hour.