The Holy Empire of EA SCAMVILLE is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by jimbis 9000 with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.136 billion EA SCAMVILLEians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redwood City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The frighteningly efficient EA SCAMVILLEian economy, worth 789 trillion v-bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,542 v-bucks, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme, the world still seems flat to some people in space, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, and law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EA SCAMVILLE's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is scamism.

EA SCAMVILLE is ranked 57,308^th in the world and 7^th in the scammers for Highest Poor Incomes, with 50,805.95 Standard Monetary Units.