The Queendom of E2 Nian is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 833 million E2 Nianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish E2 Nianian economy, worth 17.9 trillion ★★★★★★s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,499 ★★★★★★s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E2 Nian's national animal is the Sui, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

E2 Nian is ranked 134,048^th in the world and 16^th in Sui for Most Corrupt Governments, with 6.23 kickbacks per hour.