The Queendom of E2 Ling is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 861 million E2 Lingians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.5%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped E2 Lingian economy, worth 17.3 trillion ★★★★★★s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,102 ★★★★★★s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and superfoods are often seen as supervillains. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E2 Ling's national animal is the Sui, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

E2 Ling is ranked 98,052^nd in the world and 6^th in Sui for Most Corrupt Governments, with 16 kickbacks per hour.