The Big Towers of Dyubai is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Capitalist with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.336 billion Dyubaians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dollartown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dyubaian economy, worth 810 trillion big bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 242,805 big bucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,183,119 per year while the poor average 3,384, a ratio of 645 to 1.

Lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, the Dollartown Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, MANTIS-SHRIMP-9000 was recently crowned the chess-boxing champion of Dyubai, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyubai's national animal is the foreign worker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fat Stacks.

Dyubai is ranked 320,474^th in the world and 32^nd in Panama Papers for Least Corrupt Governments, with 38.39 percentage of bribes refused.