The Global Duchy of Dymris is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Duke Wilton X Kimgh with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.818 billion Dymrisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stasey. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dymrisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,052 trillion Ducirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,615 Ducirs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,881 per year while the poor average 25,185, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

The government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, dad jokes are banned for being too cheesy, and those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dymris's national animal is the wolverine, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Paganism.

Dymris is ranked 65,229^th in the world and 1^st in True Hydra Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,363.62 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.