The Republic of Dylanana is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.703 billion Dylananans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dylanana DC. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dylananan economy, worth a remarkable 3,596 trillion Jakes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,285 Jakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, and it turns out that trees grow on Jakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dylanana's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Dylanana is ranked 291,711^th in the world and 12,185^th in Balder for Least Corrupt Governments, with 54.95 percentage of bribes refused.