The Grand Duchy of Dylan Burns is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 4.651 billion Dylan Burnsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dylan Burnsian economy, worth 167 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,028 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and retired racing Kitsunes are served truffles for breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dylan Burns's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dylan Burns is ranked 67,916^th in the world and 2^nd in Barbarus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,025.01 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.