The Dáxlamic Metropolitanate of Dux Milan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lỷderis Bradford John with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 15.021 billion Dux Milanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dux Milan. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dux Milanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,204 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,754 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement, the natural world is burning as the government adds hot sauce, delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten, and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dux Milan's national animal is the Zarpathian Mastiff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Dux Milan is ranked 4,157^th in the world and 10^th in Declansburg for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,030.83 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.