
| Population | 4.075 billion |
| Capital | empty |
| Leader | vacant |
| Faith | none |
| Currency | lint |
| Animal | dust bunny |
The Nothing to see here of Dust Collector is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by vacant with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed population of 4.075 billion Dust Collectors are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of empty. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong useless economy, worth 229 trillion lints a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,222 lints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government airlifts sacrificial lambs, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dust Collector's national animal is the dust bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is none.
Dust Collector is ranked 141,110th in the world and 1,230th in eta for Highest Average Incomes, with 56,222.49 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Dust Collector, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all.
- : Following new legislation in
Dust Collector, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in
Dust Collector, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue.
- : Following new legislation in
Dust Collector, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs.
- : Following new legislation in
Dust Collector, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
- : Following new legislation in
Dust Collector, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in
Dust Collector, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
- : Following new legislation in
Dust Collector, thrift shops are closing their doors.
- : Following new legislation in
Dust Collector, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
- : Following new legislation in
Dust Collector, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.






