The Republic of Durrnil 96 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.228 billion Durrnil 96ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The all-consuming Durrnil 96ian economy, worth 339 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 105,190 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, and foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Durrnil 96's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Durrnil 96 is ranked 64,141^st in the world and 404^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 21.97 flags saluted per person per day.