The Republic of Durrnil 9 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by owe with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.844 billion Durrnil 9ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of afwe. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Durrnil 9ian economy, worth 478 trillion adfdsfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,824 adfdsfs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive, and prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Durrnil 9's national animal is the adsfasdf and its national religion is ds.

Durrnil 9 is ranked 105,592^nd in the world and 4^th in What on earth is this2 for Largest Populations, with 4.84 billion capita.