The Hardware Failure of Durmengrad II is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by undefined with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.4 billion undefined are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of undefined. The average income tax rate is 64.6%.

The frighteningly efficient undefined economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion undefineds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,537 undefineds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter undefined pirates, and emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Durmengrad II's national animal is the undefined, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is undefined.

Durmengrad II is ranked 25,284^th in the world and 24^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.74 law-abiding acts per hour.