The Army of Duqm is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 36.352 billion Duqmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Policy, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duqm. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The all-consuming Duqmian economy, worth a remarkable 4,976 trillion rials a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,897 rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, and wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duqm's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Duqm is ranked 234,794^th in the world and 10^th in Soviet Union for Rudest Citizens, with 31.57 insults per minute.