The Free Land of Dunkelbach is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-working population of 1.633 billion Dunkelbachians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The all-consuming Dunkelbachian economy, worth 127 trillion Trusts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 77,966 Trusts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 569,429 per year while the poor average 3,310, a ratio of 172 to 1.

Kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dunkelbach's national animal is the Webspinner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dunkelbach is ranked 214,338^th in the world and 899^th in Concord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -2.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.