The Witchdom of DumbBellDoor is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Madame Minerva with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.421 billion Witches love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fawkes. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong DumbBellDoorian economy, worth 617 trillion Galleons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,261 Galleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Child support loans with high interest rates are available in DumbBellDoorian banks, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DumbBellDoor's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Marauders Faith.

DumbBellDoor is ranked 249,463^rd in the world and 917^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Black Market, with 182 billion Standard Monetary Units.