The Graceful Village of Dumbases is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Kenny with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.166 billion Dumbasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuh. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dumbasesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,910 trillion cents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,428 cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Today's secret ingredients are blood, sweat, and tears, chickens roam the streets freely, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is totally unknown. Dumbases's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dumbases is ranked 4,583^rd in the world and 21^st in the Plains of Perdition for Smartest Citizens, with 136.04 quips per hour.