The Municipality of Dulag is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 6.524 billion Dulagians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dulagian economy, worth 716 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,780 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, coconut-half banging former royals skip around the countryside seeking gullible peasants to rule, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime is a problem. Dulag's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dulag is ranked 252,245^th in the world and 8^th in Leyte for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.6 on the Bus Surprisal Index.