The Ichkerian Republic of Dudayev is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.118 billion Dudayevians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The Dudayevian economy, worth 531 trillion dirhams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,278 dirhams, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Dudayev's national animal is the fiddle minger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dudayev is ranked 137,325^th in the world and 1^st in Chechnya for Safest, scoring 67.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.