The Directionless Anarchy of Duchy of Personal Freedoms is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Glorious Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.104 billion Free Citizens are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Impressive Lair. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Personally Free economy, worth a remarkable 6,910 trillion Fiat Ducks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 254,961 Fiat Ducks, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, guns don't kill people — heroes do, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Duchy of Personal Freedoms's national animal is the Quacky Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Glorious Leader.

Duchy of Personal Freedoms is ranked 279,839^th in the world and 10,377^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -337.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.