The River of Dubysa is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.061 billion Dubysans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Public Transport, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dubysan economy, worth 97.7 trillion 131 kms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,423 131 kms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dubysa's national animal is the Lithuania, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dubysa is ranked 131,997^th in the world and 7^th in Wikipedia for Largest Black Market, with 1.48 trillion Standard Monetary Units.