The Principality of DuBlave is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dread Pirate Roberts with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.162 billion DuBlaveans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buttercup. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The powerhouse DuBlavean economy, worth 194 trillion Doubloons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 90,167 Doubloons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,928 per year while the poor average 18,591, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and genuine Borhols and Bonkskys can be found in every museum. Crime is moderate. DuBlave's national animal is the Rodents of Unusual Size, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

DuBlave is ranked 119,157^th in the world and 972^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,075.83 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.