The Sucka Free of DTTG is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 2.28 billion DTTGians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish DTTGian economy, worth 55.6 trillion Poes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,405 Poes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. DTTG's national animal is the Big Poe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DTTG is ranked 184,937^th in the world and 1^st in CHERRY BOMBLANDZ for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 315.15 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.