The Colony of DTOPIA33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.095 billion DTOPIA33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient DTOPIA33ian economy, worth 521 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,813 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DTOPIA33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

DTOPIA33 is ranked 160,328^th in the world and 1^st in Dictatortopia for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 2,829.63 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.